A claim has been made ON THE INTERNETS that a 3B header contest is a TINCH a TINCH to win. That it could be won as simply as kiss my hand. I tell you this internets, you’ve come to the wrong shop for anarchy, brother. And by brother I mean everyone, and by wrong I mean right.
Have at it. We triple dog infinity dare thee to win our contest! I assume that voting will be up to the usual standards.
THAT IS ALL.
I already won the contest (again).
Let me fix that, “I am continuing the winning in the contesting” but convert that to the middle voice, to be ombuds friendly.
There was a contest???
Only those who have seen the fnords know who won.
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I didn’t want to tell anyone. So sue me.
the contest currently simultaneously occurring with winning equality effort
Are you MOCKING me?!?!?
Is this what passes for an inside joke on 3Bulls these days? Standards have fallen.
Chuckles- I gotta pay the bills while I’m working on my battle rap career. You never even put out any mix tapes.
CHARLIE DON’T SURF.
also
CHUCKLES DON’T RAP.
But we think he should.
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What if Tuckbag dropped some beats on you questioning the Chuckwang?
What if Tuckbag dropped some beats on you questioning the Chuckwang?
Orange you glad he didn’t?
Now, this is JUST THING to foster peace, love and harmony in this season I approve.
My header is up! It’s so pretty! It should win!
Everybody’s talking about ministers, sinisters, banisters and canisters. Also Tommy Smothers and such as.
fish, you did not win the contest! Don’t make me go all fish on you, fish. (Obscure bar fight reference)
wait, there’s a bar fight OVER HERE, TOO?!?!?!
99 bottles of beer on the wall…
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I think I’m looking at secret header!!! It’s the first time I’ve seen it!!!
Don’t make me go all fish on you, fish.
Seems I have made the mistake of bringing a knife to a cookie fight.
The problem I have with rap battles is that every time I use the word flow, AG explodes with anger about me being all oppressively patriarchical. That gets pretty stale.
Like a two-day open ale.
I guess I better bail.
Who’s AG?
Eric Holder, zrm. Our est-steamed Attorney General.
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isn’t every contest a header contest?
I wouldn’t submit an entry to a contest that would accept mine.
How about a Delish or Disgusting header contest, zrm?
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Submitted one last night that could go on the main 3B page OR DorD, thundra. I am nervously refreshing, looking for it to show up. WHAT IS TAKING PINKO SO LONG!?!?!?!
I have to remember where I left the keys to the ftp.
Give me a minute!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
what, do I have to kiss your ring? Or send you cookies with money?
What is the bribery process here?
The BG-Genesis header is priceless.
Words of Wisdom
Jenna is totally knocked up.
Henry Hagar is a beard. Or whatever you call it when the guy is getting married to cover up the nasty nasty unmarried preggers, but is totally not the father.
HH is one of Karl rovers Little Boys.
Yeah, i’ve totally got my hate on today. Hatorade for breakfast, A Plate of Hate for lunch, a Hate Five at break, and run and hate after work.
Hata Libres
billy pilgrim
I haz to admit the Hot Dawg Mobile header always cracks me up.
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That would be in my top 5
the Golden Onion Weiner makes me laugh blush every time
tee hee
Pinko, there are Words of Wisdom to be harvested at Von’s….
Words of Wisdom
OMG 3B raido is awesome. THE WORLD IS ENDING
Kathleen
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How many headers are actually loaded into the pipeline anyway?
Maybe that explains why this site loads so damnably slow. The only worse blog is M. Bouffant’s, and that is only because he hates us all.
The site does not load slowly for me, but I think our web host is actually close by. Sometimes the header is slow, but I don’t know why that is.
Goobie thread is slow, but that is different.
90-something headers.
It’s not slow at all, even in goobie-vision, he typed.
Shamblers have different perceptions of time and food compared to mortals.
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You know what loads slow?
My comments in the D or D threads. Takes weeks sometimes.
So here I am. I read zrm’s comment, felt bad for the poor zombie, and went and checked the D or D spam.
Now I’m so cold. I feel like most of my soul is gone. And there wasn’t even a zrm comment in the lot.
Hi, not sure if you got my other message but my hubby and I really like your blog. We’re both bloggers ourselves, and he insisted that I message you. We used to spend a bunch of time writing blog posts, giving are all, but we weren’t generating much of an income, which is okay because we love to write hehe. That is until we found this site:
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Tearjerker spam- I am sad.
hm. I am certain I left a couple of DorD comments recently. I certainly left at least one, because I used the automated response to pilfer text for a header entry. Did you check the fish post too?
I get to see all the comments in the spam and moderation folders, zrm.
(Although I only have superpowers over comments on my posts…Typepad works that way, too.)
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so now my comments have gone to Super Double Secret Moderation?
Well, I will try to be proud of that.