Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Ahem.
Apologies to all Ahemmers who are not on the blogroll; but look, we all KNOW 3Bulls is completely .5 assed, right? It wouldn’t be 3 Boolz otherwise.
Now if only the blogroll feed would at least UPDATE more often than every other third Wednesday in a month when the date is a prime number. At least that SEEMS to be the algorithm.
Of course, Von’s and Zombie’s inability to comment is a travesty and they both deserve much praise for bearing up as stoically as they do. Send them money and beer.
Now if only the blogroll feed would at least UPDATE more often than every other third Wednesday in a month when the date is a prime number
Then it wouldn’t be 3Bulls!, now would it?
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Senor Ombudsglooob, you wouldn’t perchance be able to post a picture in the comments, would you?
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I cannot.
I believe that Pinko has now been Ahemmed to a fare-thee-well.
Hey, doesn’t 3 Bulls update on your side-blog?
3 Bulls! doesn’t play well with others.
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BOY, AIN’T THAT THE TRUTH?
Hey, doesn’t 3 Bulls update on your side-blog?
Wade A Minnit, didn’t I post that at thunder’s blog?
I can’t keep any of it straight anymore today.
I tried using italix to help you zrm.
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Can I ask a question? Why do we each have our own blogs? Why don’t we have one big blog and all blog together? Why are we chasing each other around the internet saying the same things over and over in different places? I mean, granted, we do say somethings differently, attuned to a specific blog, but that could still happen on a BLOGZINE.
OMG, that comment above just posted without me even doing anything for it to post. It was like, wooooosh…. comment posted.
Anyway, back to my BLOGZINE idea…
Um, I really didn’t have anything else to say about the BLOGZINE idea…
I can’t keep any of it straight anymore today.
Because you’ve been saying the same thing at 20 different places.
I agree with BG. I was thinking that earlier, when I was wondering where the herd of bloggers was… and we’re all playing tag.
It’s like e-snipe hunting.
New best friend = Pinko.
I am ready to accept the beer y’all be sending.
Oh, wait. This won’t get posted.
….or will it…..
I tried using italix to help you zrm.
Not what I meant.
S’ Ok. I can comment elsewhere. or not at all.
Jennifer and BG, I think you might consider how the attempts at cob-logging in the bloggerhood have turned out, LOL.
Not well, if you need a hint.
Um, I think this blogzine thing – though I’d like to call it a Blogmune – is a GREAT IDEA
I call dibs on 1/2 of the “fuck you….” posts. Z gets the other half.
I also say we can vote people off the commenting island.
I have some ideas….
Look at Von all commenting.
Kinda just excited my comments are getting through today.
I don’t really have anything else to say at this point.
We could get celebrity endorsements!
Jennifer and BG, I think you might consider how the attempts at cob-logging in the bloggerhood have turned out, LOL.
Not well, if you need a hint.
I think the one constant has been removed.
I also say we can vote people off the commenting island.
I have some ideas….
It hasn’t even started yet and you’re voting people off??
Maybe we just need beepers so people know where we are. Oh wait, that’s like the frickin’ FB ticker. Never mind.
Blogmune
That’s fine. BLOGZINE sounds very 90s. Like you’re trying to marry Blog and Magazine on purpose. Which I was.
ZRM could be the Blogmune’s William Saffire. “On Language” and such as.
Long ago, PP, Res & I tried blogging together. I think it lasted three days.
It hasn’t even started yet and you’re voting people off??
I kind of suspected I wouldn’t even make it over the bridge.
s’Ok. I got my own blog joint, and it’s got JUST THE RIGHT AMOUNT of cursing.
And it is NOT “one of THOSe blogs”.
I think the one constant has been removed.
They seem to keep regenerating.
I don’t really have anything else to say at this point.
Like that stops any of us.
I think it lasted three days.
LOL!
Familiarity breeds contempt.
Or… was it a case of you saying you were going to do it, so no one did it?? Kind of the reverse of saying you’re going to take a break from blogging, and then going on a posting binge??
Maybe we should do that! Say we’ll NEVER blog together at the BLOGMUNE (which sounds like a kind of legume to me), and then we’ll have it up and running by tomorrow!
Why are we chasing each other around the internet saying the same things over and over in different places?
I am obviously missing a lot of fresh goatse-related material.
First time I posted a Rush video, the whole thing would fall apart. Acrimony, hatred, accusations; dogs and cats living together, mass hysteria!
3 links broken above, so the percentage of ass is really quite a bit higher.
You can create a giant group blog while leaving individual spaces separate by use of a handy technology called an aggregator.
An agitator?
Aggravator?
Zombeh hater?
Now or Later?
Take 5 would be better.
Blogregator.
Blog Alligator.
3 links broken above, so the percentage of ass is really quite a bit higher.
I dunno how Canadian Math works, but 3/14 is considerably less than .5.
I call dibs on 1/2 of the “fuck you….” posts. Z gets the other half.
I would like to point out that I was pretty early in the “f**k you” (there are still rules here people) post category. At least when it comes to the people of Connecticut.
You can create a giant group blog while leaving individual spaces separate by use of a handy technology called an aggregator.
I believe we have a volunteer to set the accursed thing up.
I believe we have a volunteer to set the accursed thing up.
He’s been waiting… for thousands of years…
Extensive research on American desires has revealed that the Full Ass is the Good Thing and I was counting 11/14.
I would like to point out that I was pretty early in the “f**k you” (there are still rules here people) post category. At least when it comes to the people of Connecticut.
Oh, just go and put up your new Tom Brady poster.
LOL!
If y’all are serious, you need to:
1. Suggest to me where I can find cheap reliable hosting for a WP server. (On which I will run WP with a plugin like FeedWordPress that will simply aggregate your RSS feeds into a single blog that will link back to your blogs.)
2. Collectively agree (do I hear CONTEST???) on a domain name for it that won’t cost 10 billion dollars to buy.
3. Wait n weeks or months for me to get around to it.
4. Produce sufficiently awful artwork for it.
. Produce sufficiently awful artwork for it.
I refuse to be part of a blog community that uses awful art.
SHUT UP ZOMBUDSGLOOOB. SYBIL ISN’T HERE RIGHT NOW.
Suggest to me where I can find cheap reliable hosting for a WP server.
If this costs money, I think I see a problem….
Approaching a half-ass Zardoz!
I’d look for free solutions more seriously if people really want this, but you can’t install the “good” plugins without control over your own server, it seems. I mean, I could just set something up on individURL, but it would be kind of less than 1/10th of a hindquarter.
Wait n weeks or months for me to get around to it.
Look, I only have so many years left in my life.
2. Collectively agree (do I hear CONTEST???) on a domain name for it that won’t cost 10 billion dollars to buy.
I suggest TuckerCarlsonSucks.com.
I’d probably just post some butterfly pics and then ban everyone else.
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I say we take one word from everyone’s blog title and smoosh them together until they make some kind of sense for a title…
Three Blue Empires Say Thunder Jerks Fish for BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance, and… blah, blah, blah.
I’d look for free solutions more seriously if people really want this,
So far it only seems like BG and Jennifer really want it, and we know they have been drinking….
…Well, Von also was in support to some extent, but we all know about her deal with Questionable Decisions these days….
Yay, 50!!! A half-assed Zardoz! w00t!
…Thunder Jerks Fish …
I am willing to bet this leads to undesirable Goofle hits.
One left on the sidebar….what is UP with Kathleen? Dang left coaster.
Also!
Why reinvent the broken, half-assed wheel?
If this is really about some chocolate Cheerios, Jennifer can email me her post and I’ll put it up on D&D tonite!
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One left on the sidebar….what is UP with Kathleen? Dang left coaster.
I know, and as I said in the other thread, she posted long before Brando.
Would you prefer fish jerking thundra?
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God damn it I was gonna totally win the contest with a billion JanusNode entries.
Nobody ever wins a 3 Bulls contest, Substance.
when things go really bad, we end up with things like 3Bulls Raydio.
Best Idea or BESTEST IDEA?
wait am I doing that wrong?
Would you prefer fish jerking thundra?
I don’t think ANYBODY needs to be jerking ANYBODY.
At least not in the public space of 3 Bulls.
What consenting cold-blooded creatures and meteorological phenomenon do in privacy is their own business.
Some people can’t even get their contest entries into rotation.
I know, and as I said in the other thread, she posted long before Brando.
the feed has to go over the mountains.
Some people can’t even get their contest entries into rotation.
I think that’s one of the rules, actually.
Haha. I was just going to post an Ahem, Pinko myself, but it already was posted. My blog didn’t send me these comments by e-mail!
BG- I tried to back door that idea by having everyone I know become an Ombudsgloopbpantswagonmcgoo at 3B, but posting privileges at 3B are like the kiss of death for blogging.
I love how Kathleen is still currently reading things on the internet. Like 50 Ahem, Pinko posts!
McG- how do I post the animated gif on my bloggoroni? MD has some polished Yglesias battler rap, and maybe I could even post your header with moving eyes and creep everyone the hell out.
Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Haha. I was just going to post an Ahem, Pinko myself, but it already was posted.
I really don’t see why you wouldn’t anyways.
K- in words of wisdom:
I try as hard as possible to make as less sense as possible when commenting. 3BULLS FOREVAH
Kathleen
I really do hope you feel properly ahemmed, PP.
Pretty much Ahemmed for the rest of your life.
BG- I tried to back door that idea by having everyone I know become an Ombudsgloopbpantswagonmcgoo at 3B, but posting privileges at 3B are like the kiss of death for blogging.
I detect a note of passive-aggressiveness. Perhaps the walks in the swamp with alligators are not going as well as planned.
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You should just be able to post this for Yglesias:
width=”100″ is pixel width.
GENIUS
I feel like I owe chuckles a show dog every time I say that in a comemnt.
Codeblocked, Subby, codeblocked.
The HTML got removed in that comment, and the spam trap doesn’t want me to give you advice. Let’s try something like this… <img src=”http://6670591382867360873-a-1802744773732722657-s-sites.googlegroups.com/site/substantialityalso/home/yglesias.gif” width=”100″ border=”0″ />
BG- I tried to back door that idea by having everyone I know become an Ombudsgloopbpantswagonmcgoo at 3B, but posting privileges at 3B are like the kiss of death for blogging.
Personally, I find the constraints on language to be…constraining. I need to be effing.
Because we all know I am a foulmouthed zombie with poor impulse control.
HA. I KICKED YOUR SPAM FILTER’S ASS.
The ombudsroles I should say are a little constraining as characters, especially when you write yourself into a corner.
The internet is magic
OrangeYouGladThisisntTuckerCarlson.com?
Chuckles, do I have permission to post you eating the golden onion wiener with questionable facial hair?
That sentence sounds either much worse or exactly as bad as it should.
Hilariously, the updates to the secondary SOTD, CDC, and DOD posts do not update either.
SO TOTALLY 3 BULLS.
especially when you write yourself into a corner.
I WOULD NEVER.
a deliciously juicy corner?
I did just notice how ZRM dropped an F-bomb into the sidebar. FOR SHAME
The internet is magic
Absolute magic!
Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance
that should be :
Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance HQ
the Love Drought continues…
I did just notice how ZRM dropped an F-bomb into the sidebar. FOR SHAME
I can’t control myself.
I lost my omsbuddha password.:(
Somebody get that Bob Somerby character on board.
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I was thinking last night…
Everyone’s done the headers for 3Bs!
My new (yet four year old) header is off an idea of Pinko’s: Blue Girl in a Technicolor Dream State. Because I wasn’t in a Red State anymore, the Skimmer was going to do a alot of different ones for me and they’d rotate. Was gonna steal PP’s, BG in a New York State of Mind, etc. HAS THE SKIMMER DONE THEM? No. (I can’t believe no one’s made fun of me for the one that’s been up for so long “redesigned state” was a place holder ONLY until he did all the new real ones!!!)
Also: ZRM has drawn Jennifer’s pooch jumping.
There is so much header crossover.
I got a screenshot of all the Ahem posts, and my 3Boolz header up top.
Well, all the Ahem posts except Kathleen’s, because that one didn’t update for like sixty-eleven hours.
Jennifer’s pooch jumping.
My pooch isn’t that young anymore… I think my pooch is sagging.
Oh wait, not that pooch.
I have so much 3B inspired stuff… as I’ve said before, Pinko is one of my muses.
I noticed ZRM was able to slip an f-bomb into 3B’s even though the f-bomb is verboten. If you look at his feed… there it is. Tsk, tsk.
Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance HQ
the Love Drought continues…
aif!! The love drought does not continue, but I didn’t know where to add a Doop! Or a Fuzzy! I left others out as well. I got distracted and left… I’m sorry.
Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance who say Doop for Now HQ
DUH!!!
aif- I just remembered that HQ was part of your name.
Now you’ve got double love in the title. 
Besides, I had to get Von in there… and Mandos is merely implied.
Mandos – The Hands of Fate
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P.S. Here is a screengrab of all the Ahemorrhage, along with some fine W.O.W. from plover.
Lettuce thank the zombie for arranging the festivities.
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Or… was it a case of you saying you were going to do it
Yeah, I think it was more that. I think. God, I don’t remember. lolol But I don’t think it was in any way that we were sick of each other.
Or maybe they were sick of me and left me out of everything and I don’t even know it. Maybe they are still blogging together and I’ve been in the dark about it for years.
No, BG, we were guesting for Res when he was out on some mission. That was when I posted about some guy going all nuts on his creamy lover, on a bike. Google probably has it.
some guy going all nuts on his creamy lover, on a bike.
lol, I think I remember that. I just tried to Google it but nothing popped up. If you find it, drop in a link! I’d love to read it!
And a-ha! That’s why it only lasted three days. We were guest posting!! I have a hazy memory of it now.
Wish we could pull Res out of Facehell.
I just want to say that I’m trying to work on a new project for all of us and my software keeps crashing!! I am bummed!!
1) Ahem, Pinko
(Apparently this needs doing, though I seem to have missed why…)
2) BG: “Bleu Girl in a Technicolor Dream State” was my fault. However tempting, it is actually not possible to blame Pinko for everything.
3) Three Blue Empires Say Genius Thunder Freelance Jerks Fish for Well Rounded BeFouled Dilettantes of Substance HQ
amazing…
4) If something shorter were needed, the first suggestion that sprang to mind (due to the line “chasing each other around the internet”) is “Perdition’s Flames”, but I’m not sure I like it (and don’t imagine anyone else will).
“The Love Drought Continues” might work…
“The Love Drought Continues” might work…
Thank goodness for plover. I was not remembering being as wonderful as all that.
Google has put RoD Blogspot into nowheresville. Recap: I was being constantly degraded by some guy leisurely eating his ice cream cone while on a bike, kind of weaving in between the bike lane and the car lane, basically coasting while going to TOWN on his ice cream cone, eating it wrong, NO DOUBT
I blame fish for the Love Drought.
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Love Drought Stinks
J Geils!
I played them a lot in collage. Slipped off my radar.
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I always thought Peter Wolf and Faye Dunaway was the strangest pairing.
Also: I saw J Geils in concert when I was 14! (Take that, Zombie!
2) BG: “Bleu Girl in a Technicolor Dream State” was my fault. However tempting, it is actually not possible to blame Pinko for everything.
Thank you, Plover! Gave me a great idea what I haven’t acted upon yet!
“Also: I saw J Geils in concert when I was 14! (Take that, Zombie!”
Before 1978, right?
LOL
It was actually IN 1978, now that I think about it!
Oh, that’s the year I saw the Who at New Haven Coliseum.
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I just figured out what is crashing my project. I was trying to use copywrited material! A song as old as mold!
DANG. IT. ALL.
lol @ copywrited.
I can has writed copy?
Wry Ted clones are not available at this time, beegee.
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My inadvertent sneaky effbomb in the sidebar whould be history momentarily, Pinko.
Depending, of course, on when 3Bulls blogroll updates. So actually, it might wind up staying up there quite some time. But I am pretty sure that can’t be blamed on me.
OR CAN IT?
Ha, check this punctuation trick out:
Or, can it.
I didn’t mean it that way!
Call the Orkin® man/woman/meese/bird.
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yeah, y’all don’t need to call pest control. I can just be banned.
I am half-banned here anyway.
WAIT, WAIT, WAIT!
Everybody check this out!!!!
LOL LOL LOL.
EXCELLENT!!!
I took screen grabs (goes to the 2nd page)
The Google grab is hilarious.
Group blog suggestion: Chundermuffington Post?
Emus Wear Daily
Emus, Chundermuffins, and Cobags! Oh My!
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I can’t top Brando. Wow.
Emusday
Emusweek
Emusivier already exists, of course.
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I want to play.
And
I want our blogmune to become a reality.
But I don’t love that “for” is my word contribution to the title.
You – off the island.
NOOOO
I can’t vote people I like off!!
I’m having internal conflict.
I prefer the title:
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I prefer the title:
copy and paste the embed code above
LOL, that is so perfect.
Seriously, the 3B tag is both open and closed infinitely, based on that comment.
I prefer the title:
(title changes daily)
(the preceding lines are two separate suggestions)
well, whatever you guys decide to call it, the headers are gonna be UGLY.
zombie rotten mcdonald
Everybody check this out!!!!
so. awesome.
the headers are gonna be UGLY.
and sometimes so secret you can’t even see them!
well, whatever you guys decide to call it, the headers are gonna be UGLY.
Don’t poke the bear.
So ugly means awesome now? This means that chocolate skittles must be delicious.
TV UGLY NOT UGLY UGLY
Ha.
Bears aren’t ugly.
Zombies are ugly.
I see a “Who Makes Fun of BG? header I don’t recall seeing before.
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Pinko does!
It is not a secret, although the header is…
Words of Wisdom
A tisket a tasket/my office wastebasket/put your face in its place/give you a taste/don’t mean to scare y’all/I’m on a conference call
I SAID IT
Pinko Punko
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Oh, that was a good one. I imagined myself as K after a Double Gulp of Hawaiian Punch, or maybe a TJs wine run.
I’m now imaging K running in her half-marathon with a wastebasket attached… kind of like a drool bucket.
Bet it has John Boehner’s face at the bottom, or maybe a pink ribbon these days.
LOL
Per my copyright, Kathleen owes me a mole of Show Dogs. As unfortunate musicians of the last century understand, copyrights are only yours if you enforce them, understand the significance of them, and don’t sell them off to a record executive for what you think is a lot of money. Therefore, Kathleen can probably get away with not moving away from the Former Lair of Three Bulls, and agreeing to Summits with The Genius every time he is in town. If fulsome weren’t so 1/64 assed about everything everywhere, he could also enjoy the wonders of TUSMarket Street and Show Dogs.
TUSMSOSAN? Yes.
What it the MW of showdogs?
A lot. Especially if buying them per serving. You know, in some countries they eat them.
I am pretty sure the MW of ShowDogs is pretty close to weight of One (1) of Bob’s Giant Donuts. As demonstrated in that post from several years ago that featured fulsome, which should tell you how back to look. I am pretty sure that post is so far back, you can see the red shift with handheld binoculars. That post is so far back, I have to use both hands to figure out how many relationships I have torpedoed in the time since. That post is so far back, most of these babies on various blogs on the blogroll did not exist, perhaps not even in the Trying Phase. That post is so far back, K-Unit was wary of meeting me in public without security. That post is so far back, it is thoroughly enveloped in taco truck posts.
K-Unit is wary of meeting ANYBODY without security.