Comments on: Glooooob

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 01 Mar 2012 01:30:00 +0000

FEED MY INSATIABLE MAW

By: Brando

Brando — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 23:14:02 +0000

You’re pre-occupied with Wall Street
from that crusty, rusty Atlantic beat
where you whine and grind and always bleat
that the haves are having too much heat
from the sucka MCs trying to make ends meet
who should get down and kiss those 1% feet

You say corporate pimps need less tax
if we want to spare new jobs the axe
and if we get screwed, well just relax
the invisible hand will help us off our backs
But your train of thought has jumped the tracks
and your ideas are as clear as a crumpled fax

You may know about bears but not these bulls
running after the prose most horrible
after your pecking fingers tried to pull
all that ratty-ass home-spun wool
over six big horns sharper than Krull
Now you’ve been gored by battle lulz.

By: Mendacious D

Mendacious D — Wed, 29 Feb 2012 03:38:28 +0000

not due to Mendcious D

FOR ONCE. Although my efforts were less than stellar. You may judge for yourselves.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 03:43:41 +0000

Some people just don’t respect justice and truth™ the way that the Greats @ Slate do. RES P!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

By: Res Effin' Publica

Res Effin' Publica — Tue, 28 Feb 2012 02:34:26 +0000

I’d love to join in the fun, but I’m on a paid vacation in the jury pool room in basement of the county courthouse.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 21:13:38 +0000

searing

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:57:51 +0000

Nicely done!
~

By: fish

fish — Mon, 27 Feb 2012 14:13:45 +0000

born on third
givin poor the bird
Jane Galt
it’s not your fault
you’re not so bright
but the price is right
the money from Koch
is money for coke
P-suder da man
to help with da plan
the Heritage he wants back
is slavery, but not just black
McMegan can’t cook
other than the books
but that shiny thermomix
will probably do the trix

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 23:25:25 +0000

Express your disinterest
on a conflict of interest
giant head of a potato
your husband works at Cato
your column is a failed stat-o
drop bombs on you like I’m NATO

mine needs work, but Subs gots some quality up there.

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Sun, 26 Feb 2012 17:49:48 +0000

White-faced
Because of the panic
Chasing the K-whale from out The Atlantic
You’re an Ahab
Sailing on the cash grab
A white whaler
A right failer, grab the inhaler
Down with the ship
To throw parties with the crabs

And so forth.