Comments on: Groundhog ground hog

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:50:39 +0000

I will, however, wash my hands, regardless of what that squirrel-loving pervert says.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Fri, 09 Mar 2012 04:49:42 +0000

Pinko, I know you have your hands full with repairing the spam-asshole damage, but once you get a handle on things again, I would be happy to throw some content into SOTD, if you want to give me the keys.

I won’t promise not to include Rush, Bad Religion, or the Mekons. I won’t roll with censorship, zombies just won’t.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 23:10:49 +0000

Did you know that zombies was their hands?

WELL NOW YOU DO.
~

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 20:44:52 +0000

Wasn’t that covered by the Ahemmorage?

I HAVE DONE MY PART.

By: Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 19:48:03 +0000

PINKO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

we need a PP appreciation day.

By: Von

Von — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 18:55:33 +0000

Just checking to see if I can post.
P.s.
Math is hard.

By: almostinfamous

almostinfamous — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 03:51:46 +0000

Happiness is a shadow of harmony; it follows harmony. There is no other way to be happy.
-Osho

from the words of wisdom. let’s just say amen!

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 03:24:20 +0000

what you don’t realize, Pinko, is that most of my comments are quite subtle versions of Mekons-style songs.

Adorno!

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 08 Mar 2012 01:40:34 +0000

I also meant to say that sometimes I love Brando more equally than others for that kind of stuff. But it took me a half an hour to write this comment because I got page not found for the blog when I tried to login, and then I deleted something and it let me login to the dashboard but then 404′d the blog. The B-side to that Bad Religion song is “The burning fire of hell all around/flames of fire for all I can see/ etc”

By: Malibu Stacy

Malibu Stacy — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 23:19:09 +0000

I don’t know how I ever comment on this blog!!!!

The evolution of MattY’s empathy gland is described thusly:

Billions of years ago, when the Vogons first crawled out of the primeval seas of Vogsphere, laid panting and heaving on the planet’s virgin shores… when the first rays of the young Vogsol sun had shone across them… it seemed as if the forces of evolution had simply given up on them then and there, turned aside in disgust and written them off as an ugly mistake. They would never evolve again. The fact that they did is a testament to the thick-willed stubbornness of these creatures. Evolution? they said to themselves. Who needs it? What nature refused to do for them they simply did without until they were able to correct the gross anatomical inconveniences with surgery.

By: fish

fish — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 22:15:45 +0000

I must say, comparing MattY to Vogon poetry is a reasonable critique.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 21:41:22 +0000

Ha, I just got a MattY one. I also heard that Breitbart’s goons are taking him out at Amazon. I can only support that as a form of personal entertainment for which I will punish myself.

By: ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 20:07:04 +0000

So what is the deal, is the Empire the only blog in the bloggerhood that is operational? Hold it right there, zrm! We are holding regularly scheduled operations, also. ~

By: fish

fish — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:19:55 +0000

Who is this buddha guy? I don’t think he has much wisdom to impart.

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:05:25 +0000

I love the comment box! It disappears all text!

By: Substance McGravitas

Substance McGravitas — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 19:04:56 +0000

As long as my header is up there all is right with the world.

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 16:40:39 +0000

So what is the deal, is the Empire the only blog in the bloggerhood that is operational?

Cuz that is funny, that is. “Operational”

Nice to see Greg Graffin standing in solidarity, though. He even came up with a non-AC/DC style repeated-title chorus! Thankx, Greg!

Now if we can get Neil Peart to do a high-school style simile based on the writings of Edgar Rice Burroughs….

By: fish

fish — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 15:58:26 +0000

Clearly a fake, lyrics are too good. Not enough references to “maelstroms” or a “sartory.”

By: Bad Religion

Bad Religion — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 15:32:29 +0000

We heard this blog was in trouble so we wrote this song to tell you that you are not alone, Pinko. It’s from our new album called Transcendental Thesaurus and it’s called, “Automated Mass Production of Marketing.”

Three Bulls is on the lamb
From the tyrranny of Internet spam
The autobots of promotion
are causing a cataclysmic commotion

Our Google results have lost their cache
in the passive aggressive marketing fray
Can we believe it? We answer “No Way”
But these muffins of chunder are baked every day

CHORUS
Automated mass production of marketing
have made our virtual reality more starkening
Like Chocolate Skittles dissolving on our tongues
they burn a hole in the souls of everyone
The future looks forboding, alas
filling Three Bulls with toxic levels of ass

Pinko Punko remains unsure
of engineering an effective cure
from all these comments malicious
that are disgusting, not delicious

Though the spam bots make more sense
than the typical Three Bulls blog comments
To us that is a capital offense
Bring back our carefully crafted nonsense

CHORUS x2

Ooooh,ahhh, oohhh, ahhh

BOOP

This is an example of Pinko not helping bg.
~

By: Jennifer

Jennifer — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:26:13 +0000

Yesterday didn’t happen I guess.

Does this mean the header contest is over??

By: zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 14:16:54 +0000

Malkovich.

By: Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 07 Mar 2012 13:55:58 +0000

Can I haz comment?