I am [behind in] 1 billion cute things Goob did that are unshared.
I will start with:
The Goob disapproves of the pillowcase on her pillow. She prefers it to be wrapped in special little blanket (*more on this item later). Anyhow, GC checked her the other night and went to straighten out her little sheet and it wouldn’t straighten out. GC determined that what appeared to be the sheet was actually the matching pillowcase, which had been removed from the pillow and entered into as if a sleeping bag.
*Re: blanky. Blanky (not referred to as such in real life) must accompany the Goob if she effects a change in locale at early hours. She will request this change by silently pointing to the door, or saying “shoulder” by which she means that blanky is to be transferred to one’s shoulder, shortly followed thereafter by her own person to be carried wholesale into mommydaddybed. One of many cargo cults in which Le Goobiepants participates!
THE GOOB!
UPDATE
For Jennifer, and for Thunder, for different reasons!
ONWARD
I knowed it!
P. Punko has been holding out on us.
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YL’s “blanky” was my pillowcase. It smelled like Mom.
Her faves were the jersey ones, which I never got back.
Can you share a current Goob photo?? Here?? On FB?? Via email??? PLEEEEEEZE???
Mebbe
Where’s her cobag sign?
Chuckles has it.
I am the Number One O Hater on the inner+oobz, I guess.
Well it’s a dirty job…
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You probably have a “Free Mumia” t-shirt too.
I don’t, fish.
I should probably get a “Free Bradley Manning” t-shirt, shouldn’t I.
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TBogg will make fun of you.
For Jennifer, and for Thunder, for different reasons!
LOL!
I am the Number One O Hater on the inner+oobz, I guess.
You’ve got a ways to go to catch up to Free Republic and the other Usual Suspects.
Do you have kweschins about his birth certificate yet?
No, zrm. I do not care about a birth certificate.
I do wonder why people who don’t think Social Security should be cut will vote for him, though.
In Addition
“That is to say: they murder anyone they wish, anywhere in the world, for any reason they choose — or for no reason at all.
That is what they want you to know.”
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Note to self: use Sadly Non for preview before attempting html.
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“That is to say: they murder anyone they wish, anywhere in the world, for any reason they choose — or for no reason at all.
just like America has always done.
Are you guys getting heated in the Goobie thread?
Goobie points her finger at YOU!
Wow, I do not know what was going on in that html, but I half-ascertained what it was maybe supposed to look like.
Yeah, that’s it,
Pinko. One of them leetle slash-a things went all slash-i and stabbed me in the back.
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If PP posts some Goob pictures, I will be compelled to post some of my pooper’s (with humourous captions of course).
Did somebody say pooper?
Students tricked into eating moose poop by school staff
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STOORN!!!
Yeah, Canada has a pretty high poop content in their food.
How can you get any pudding if you won’t eat your poop?
Observations:
1) Yes we can SQUEEEEEEE!!!!
2) All children appear to possess or at least borrow the same manual of behavior. We must find this book.
3) How much real estate does a replica of the Oval Office add to one’s house?
4) How much grown-up snuggle value does a replica of the Oval Office add to one’s marriage?
5) Goob’s pig tails are both adorable and also appear to be an homage to the facial hair of Chester A. Arthur.
4) How much grown-up snuggle value does a replica of the Oval Office add to one’s marriage?
Yes Mr. President. OH YES MISTER PRESIDENT!!!!
5) Goob’s pig tails are both adorable and also appear to be an homage to the facial hair of Chester A. Arthur.
They ARE adorable, as is she. And LOL at the last part of that comment.
I would appreciate if someone would write up a classified ad in real estate speak about a house with a replica Oval Office.
YOULL LOVE THE SHAPE OF YOUR NEW HOME OFFICE
COZY 2BR 1.5 BATH BUNGALO OFFSTREET PKG NEW APPL REP OVAL OFFICE NIXON HOT TUB NEEDS REPAIR MID 150s
Red telephone NO TOUCH and suitcase with nuclear launchcodes NO TOUCH. MOMMY DADDYS. GOOB NO TOUCH. GOOB PLAY WITH GOOB TELEPHONE NOT MOMMY DADDYS. MEAN RUSSIAN ON OTHER END. RUDE. NO TOUCH.
INCLUDES WALK-IN HUMIDOR, MAN-SIZED SAFE, AND STATE-OF-THE-ART SECRET RECORDING SYSTEM. TAXES NEGOTIABLE.
NEEDS NEW CARPETING- wait scratch that- real estate speak
HISTORIC ORIGINAL CARPET WITH QUAINT FEATURES/AGING
RKTECT DSGNED. NO CRNRS.
Yes Mr. President. OH YES MISTER PRESIDENT!!!!
fish has been assimilated by the Obots.
RKTECT DSGNED. RF LKS.
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lol
RF LKS.
IS THERE ANYTHING OBAMA HASN’T RUINED?!?1/1?
Funny you should ask.
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Guys, the Random Randroid is next to me right now. And the Nutter might be in later. You are not helping!!!!
yeah, Obama RUINED military drones! Before 2009, they were so wholesome….
GOOBIE!!!!!!
UC!!!!!
GOOB-C!!!!!
YOU SEE?!?!
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Tuckbag News.
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Does Goobie like the jazzhands position or the H is for Hell sleeping position? My newest minion apparently prefers the H is for Hell position when transferred from crib to MommyDaddyBed.
There are lots of houses with Oval Office rooms… *waits for crowd to stop tittering*… but most people call them their bedrooms! OH CLINTON!
Crap, my endbracket Leno was removed. That pretty much ruins the joke. Or maybe the joke was already ruined by the punchline.
Nah, it was good
I am sorry I am late here! I love that she was sleeping in her pillowcase. That is awesome!! Dolly. And I love her pigtails too!!!
Tell her Aunt Hedge says hi (Pol @hedge) and that she and I have lots to talk about!!
Ps now I have to do math on a kindle. Pardon I .ustv put my thinking cap on.
Does she have a blanket with lace trim? I did, which is one of the reasons I turned out gay. Speaking of which, I got complimented twice by straight men on my duds, then catcalled “faggot” by a fellow, well, faggot. What’s with the world today? Oh, squirrel!
Local clothiers refuse to sell us anything with robots or pirates. I think they are trying to keep it Jesus with the pink and purple.
Local clothiers refuse to sell us anything with robots or pirates
HUGE issue in the fish stronghold, TWICE!
Also the answer for my security question is 42. True story.
Local clothiers refuse to sell us anything with robots or pirates. I think they are trying to keep it Jesus with the pink and purple.
I expect The Goob to have a beehive before entering Kindergarten! The higher the hair, the closer to Gawd!
You will bee hair-simulated.
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I think we need to hear Pinko battle-rap the Texas Pledge of Allegiance.