Quick test of my geographical neighborhood via le Google. Please type in “how to make a nap” into Google and let us know in comments what the first 3-4 guesses are.
We feel a bit worried about our local search results.
UPDATE:
don’t use quotes and I don’t want the search results I want what google is going to guess about your typing
How To Get The Perfect Nap
http://www.lifehack.org/articles/lifestyle/how-to-get-the-perfect-nap.html
With quotes:
Without quotes:
Don’t need the quotes, but let’s just say it is DIFFERENT in the honeybun. And I am getting more and more scared.
Sub- what I am wondering about is the automated google suggestions to complete your typing- not the search results. Just wondering where google’s mind is wandering and if it wanders similarly outside of our most likely to secede situation.
Oh. Well delete that if you like.
nappy cake
napkin rose
nap mat
napkin swan
I usually pay no attention at all to guesses and disable them if I can.
Subby- guess number three for our neck of the woods is like WTF
I will reveal anon!
how to make a nap mat
how to make a napkin rose
how to make a napalm bomb
Gregor, where are you right now. Are you in the Antipodes? Or are you in Arpaio-world?
That is what we get!!!!!!
When I stop at “n”:
1) nether portal
2) ninja star
3) noose
Yeah, this is a bit disturbing.
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1) napkin rose
2) nap mat
3) napalm bomb
#4 is how to make a nap mat cover. Who the hell needs a cover for a nap mat?
TOO MANY RULES.
The refrain from this song is now stuck in my head… except it’s nap nappa napppppp!!!
Absolutely not! Nap time was concocted by counterrevolutionary capitalist pigs who will not, on my watch, ever force the people to lie down again!
The real question is why Pinko wants to make a napkin rose?
Nothing attracts slobber more than a nap mat. Or I guess around here a “napalm bomb”- heh, I first typed “napalm balm.”
How come none of your regions want to make a napkin swan (#3)?
UC, I got napkin swan as well. I also got bunny and flower.
So napalm bombs is NOT universal. WHERE THE F DO I LIVE
Big Texas Cloverhill Honeybomb?
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But PP we got the same hintsfromheloiseofascist results in NZ.
I got a whole lot of “How to make a nap” suggestions. There was no correction used by Google. Virginia is weird.
Virginia is for nappers.
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P.S. What time zone is Tres Toros in, anywho?
It’s 11:17 A.M. on the East Coast…
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I love this blog
napkin holder
nappy
napkin rose
napalm isn’t so hard to make, it’s just hard to keep yourself blowing up making it. at least that’s what my formerly amish chem teacher taught me
1. How to make a nappy cake
2. How to make a nap mat
3. How to make a napkin rose
4. How to make a nappy
>How to make a nap
There was no verb in that sentence!
>Type “how to make a nap”
A hollow voice says, “Cobag!”
>Go s
You are in a twisty little maze of red states that all look alike. There is a Cloverhill Big Texas Honeybun and a closet here.
>Open closet
Inside the closet is a red track suit.
>Wear tracksuit.
You hear Phil Collins sing, “Take a look at me now.”
>Turn off the light.
It is dark. You hear something rustling.
>Go n
As you fumble around the darkness, you are eaten by sink lettuce.
***YOU DIED***
Damn. I hate the sink lettuce death.
EFFING sink lettuce. They had to take that game off the market because the Citrus Fashion Association objected to the grapefruit chupacabra references.
how to make a napkin rose
how to make a nap mat
how to make a napalm bomb
how to make a nap mat cover
OK, guys. WHO is making or clicking on this napalm business? Do people use it for bass fishing or something????
Oh hai, Pinko.
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