Special presentation brought to you by the Yo!06 campaign.
In an effort to let my constituents get to know me better, I have decided to answer your questions.
For this installment, Thorlac writes (via Sadly No!):
Tabor Delendum Est! Is there any way that this could kinda sorta be twisted euphemistically to mean “Tabor Must Go Down”? Isn’t ignorance of Latin becoming mandatory in this country? Like the metric system? When was the last time you measured anything other than drugs using grams? Can someone give my chain a good yank before I tumble from a precipitous digression? There’s a good chap.
Whoa! Slow your spurs down there, Tex! Let’s take this one at a time:
(edit: no I’m not a pirate)
Tabor Delendum Est! Is there any way that this could kinda sorta be twisted euphemistically to mean “Tabor Must Go Down”?
Of course! This is the internets! Anything can mean anything you want it to. You could even invent a term that is a non-gender specific derogatory term by fusing the 2 words that make up a medical apparatus!
Isn’t ignorance of Latin becoming mandatory in this country?
Esse quam videri, ese! That’s all we care about in NC! Only Candidate Yosef will give you the choice to be ignorant of all other latin!
Like the metric system?
No, I don’t really like it, although it can be useful.
When was the last time you measured anything other than drugs using grams?
As I said on Sadly, No!, the date was October 29, 2005. It was sometime in the evening.
Can someone give my chain a good yank before I tumble from a precipitous digression?
While I have no idea what this sentence even means, it sounds like something that teh could help you out with.
There’s a good chap.
It’s “Chaps” with an “s”. And yes, they are good.
Well, I hope Thorlac and all the rest of y’all learned a little more about your candidate today. If you would like to have your question answered by the candidate on 3B!, feel free to submit any questions in the comments.
Thank you and may God continue to bless 3B!
So, was that a pro-Yosef endorsement or a pro-Tabor endorsement?
I want some more pro-Tambor statements on this blog. There isn’t enough stealth marketing for AD on this blog.
Pro-Yosef, though, more accurately, pro-early onset dementia and public drunkeness (the latter only implied, but can be demonstrated with some small assistance). I’m still up for the pig and swig get-together, by the way.
i would like to know how brett favre is pronounced “farve”.
PR, he’s from mississipi. they don’t have good schools down there. you don’t need to waste the Yo!06 campaign¿s time with your jibba-jabba
AIF said jibber jabba.
He WINS the Mr. T. key chain!
Schmoopies, get the man’s address and mail it to him.
on the contrary, almostinfamous – i think our elected leaders should be able to answer the hardball questions like these. test their mettle.
Hardball questions like these mess their testicles.
i am in the land of the inverted ? (like so ¿) and the ñ and the alt-gr key
so shipping maybe harder than expected.
plus i can now spam like crazy…
do you want p¿n?s ¿nlñrgem¿nt??????? ???
by the way PR, don’t look for no jobs in the media with an attitude like dat!
I am upset that I took on Dr. Sanity and all I got in the comments were crap about the Republic’s bake-off.
Toad-licking pudburglers, the whole lot of them!
Y’all might enjoy this.
Well that’s because your links are the same color as you non-links, I never know what to click on.
Whoops, try this.
And the other post used to work and the new one is screwed up!
Wait, how is the new one screwed up? I had to delete the old one because jedmunds on the WTC was subpar…is the new one not working either?
Holy [slight change to the post to get around the duplication filter], am I owned.
I had to replace your comment from the deleted jedmunds thread into the new jedmunds thread, so I just copied and pasted it using your name.
So of course the haloscan in all its cobaggy wisdom decides to persist the fake nickname, and I look like a jackass.
ha ha, I knew it was you, but I was all what the? I started to think I was going crazy.
The one I want is the one I mentioned, but I forgot what that woul dbe, but it would be so funny.
teh, don’t hate because your cookies were so bad that we couldn’t give you any prizes.