Tom Cruise, operating Thetan VII, or maybe VIII, mind bending, f***-sh** up level power. Thought controlling moving objects with his mind. Whatev, cuz he’s going up against Chuckles.
Let me set the scene. I picture the actual Tom Cruise, kidnapped against his will for real (this is more like method acting for him, except you can’t tell him the method, because he’s not really an actor). He’s locked in a room. There is an announcement that he is on camera and that he may address the camera. He gets all mad and gets steamed up and tries to move sh*t with his mind. Maybe this is like “Saw”, I don’t know.
The point is that after he has marinated for about a half an hour, Chuckles is tossed in there with him. Chuckles may or may not know about the plan, but either way, he’s gonna play it Chuck. Chuck then proceeds to just ask Tom Cruise about Scientology in that “maybe I’m interested but it sure sounds like bullsh**” way. Inevitably, Chuckles starts asking Cruise “Can you move this with your mind? What about this? What about this? Or this?” (Basically cataloging every object int he room and Tom Cruise’s ability to move it with his mind) “Are you going to use your powers on me? What would happen if you did? Are you reading my thoughts? Are you controlling me? Wow, that’s one badass intergalactic ruler, is he gonna shove my *ss into a death-cano?”
A good time is had by all.
The real question remains, how long before I trap him in a logic loop and am forced to destroy him?
As a corollary, how long would it take us both to figure out that we are not related to each other and must then fight to the death because one of us is a dreamtime demon spirit roaming the earth in search of victims?
In a further corollary, how long would it take to wash the blood-like substance that runs through Tom Cruise carbon nanotube circulatory system?
Pursuant to that corollary, how much would our knowledge of cybernetics and robo-mation be improved by the violent deconstruction of the Tom Cruisobot model Thetan VII Omega 3000 series?
How long before Chuck smash?
dude you totally need to lay off the coffee.
also, how did you change the text colours, you sly chumpwagon?
aif- e-me and I will show you all the places I found in unclear K2 code–
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Coffee? I am just filled with Christ’s love. Hold on a second, I am just receiving word that I am actually full of self-love. I guess that is the same thing.