The Reviews Are In!

And last weeks shenanigans did not go down very well with the reviewers. We have used our magical powers to discern reactions:

The Editors: “Boring. Mind-decayingly so. Instead of ‘Shark Sandwich‘ it should have been called ‘Boring Sandwich.'”

Atrios (on the side of the angels, o’course):

(this clip was too gross, I am saving it- Ed.)(UPDATE- OK, here it is, it is an emu-mating call, but sounds liek something else.)

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Gregor Samsa: “This has been one of the stupidest days on the internets ever.”

Most of the world: “Yawn.”

We are most upset about the P-Bell incident because the emotional snorkeling led to a big fat seawater smoothie, one which prevented a certain Take 5 Bar from being Pimped beyond all get out, and I think the ire of our readers for this fact should frighten Mr. Bell as he prepares to make it up to us by guesting (To Be Announced) at Song of the Day and Delicious or Disgusting (I’m still working on Celebrity Dream Cameo– I bet he has some AWESOME ones, but can he top Chuckles’s?).

Finally, Capt. Trollypants had this for basically the world in general. He had grown weary of the entire affair.

Capn’ T:

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