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Complaints, Complaints, Complaints

This particular ombudsparticular has been flooded with complaints about the scarcity of one Pinko Punko, someone known as “UC”, and a rogue bird, to which I respond, am I 3B’s keeper? I think not. I’m here to listen to your complaints and then to tell you, they don’t matter. Suck on that whiners.

It is apparent that a mere spam comment can amuse you for hours on end (thank you zmurringo, and no, I do not need help in unlocking my phone). Why must a bull actually be in house? Are you that insecure? Carry on!

What I do need help with are the endless complaints, the endless whinery, the whimpery of the masses or half-massed. Feel free to chime in any other ombudslackers! Yes, this obmudsperson is complaining. If an ombudsperson complains, does anyone hear it? What is the sound of one ombudsperson complaining? Hmm?

Great, it appears Pinko has donned his chiding pants and now we are all being taken to task.

Absolute Power Has Corrupted 3B’s

It has come to our attention that the new, temporary omnipantedbudsgloobperson has let the half-assed power bestowed by MenD, go to his/her head.

We would like to step in at this moment as the new voice of ombudsreason and suggest an intervention. We will be fielding complaints about blatant grab for power and will also be restoring power (half-assed, of course) to the banned.

All power at 3B’s is always supposed to remain at the half-assed setting. This pegging of the power needle to the *full-assed power grab* location is unacceptable will not be tolerated.

Please leave your complaints, suggestions, and recipes regarding the new and even more temporary ombudsglooobpanted person below.

We apologize and want you to know, we take your suggestions seriously.