Haha. GC put the Magic Shell in the fridge. This is like the keys in the freezer gambit, but more sinister!
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I need that xkcd comic “somebody is wrong on the internet” but the person is not typing furiously, instead they are beat down into nothing. They can’t even respond to Yglesias trolling over the postal service or Drum contrarianing over complaining about the Olympics. And then being very sad about Inkblot being killed by a coyote. It is the dog days.
If you feel like being laid low, enjoy these animated graphs about the melting of the Arctic.
Maybe I should post some reruns. IC3W3DG3!!!!!!!!!!!!!
A) I am a big Donald Glover fan, so I am sorry to say when I heard a song on the radio that sounded like Linkin Park rap over a Justice beat dressing up Drake lyrics, I was sad to find out that it was Childish Gambino (DG’s rap moniker).
B) Kanye West’s verses get worse and worse but the beats are better and better. See “Mercy” and “No Church in the Wild”.
C) The oldies station that has only been on a year- a super cheapie with pre-recorded DJs- but still had lots of 60s Neil Diamond AND The Standells AND about 15 Beach Boys songs AND Sonny and Cher AND The Supremes AND some very random songs AND a bunch of Stevie Wonder AND a pretty deep library is doing that thing where they are changing formats. Their format change appears to coincide with the “classic rock” station disappearing from the airwaves, and now Oldies means 70s and 80s crapola. I has a sad. BLARG.
Please give our Ombuds some attention, they really do love nothing more. If you were to create a parody of Matt Yglesias, would you bother to change anything about him or just make him more concentrated?
I am [behind in] 1 billion cute things Goob did that are unshared.
I will start with:
The Goob disapproves of the pillowcase on her pillow. She prefers it to be wrapped in special little blanket (*more on this item later). Anyhow, GC checked her the other night and went to straighten out her little sheet and it wouldn’t straighten out. GC determined that what appeared to be the sheet was actually the matching pillowcase, which had been removed from the pillow and entered into as if a sleeping bag.
*Re: blanky. Blanky (not referred to as such in real life) must accompany the Goob if she effects a change in locale at early hours. She will request this change by silently pointing to the door, or saying “shoulder” by which she means that blanky is to be transferred to one’s shoulder, shortly followed thereafter by her own person to be carried wholesale into mommydaddybed. One of many cargo cults in which Le Goobiepants participates!
For Jennifer, and for Thunder, for different reasons!
just kidding. I know if I commit to that, the blog will get hackspammed again. It is like all the energy I had for this whole year was sucked into rescuing the blog from the hack, but now I have nothing and fish is gone.
I should just call myself Facebook stock and then the banks will defend me.
With internet comments as dialog. Maybe not blog worthy, so pretend this is Twitter, and you will enjoy.
This comment is giving me my zing back! The only posts that seem to get random but real comments are delicious/disgusting. Nobody cares about anything else.
The blog is on my last nerve.
It just took me an hour to fix the blog so I could login and give zombie some words of wisdom love, and now I am too tired to read the mean comments about Yggiepants’ bookie wookie. OR AM I?
Audio player should be fixed to the point such that Battle Rap may post later. I mean, we’re not quite on Chinese Democracy timetable.
I think diacritics are the new get around the content filters. AGGRESSIVE!!!
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