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A Tarantino Film Begging to be Made

An Inglourious Basterds style revenge flick where our protagonists set their deserving sights on Pedophile, Inc. Yes, Andrew Sullivan, the Roman Catholic Church. A church that “should know better.” Cinematic violence and gore filling the gaping maws of our disgust and thirst for justice. Cue Bill Donohue’s head for the explosion line. What a horrible thought. How could anyone?

Film it, chundernoggins.

Sinéad O’Connor – WAR – SNLFor more of the funniest videos, click here

Update: A ray of sanity on Hiatt’s Op-Ed page. O’Connor covers the latest.

Just Want To Chime In on Sexist Chumpwagonnery

I think Sarah Palin is being prepared to be scapegoated for everything relating to the McCain debacle. I think she bears some responsibility for having the unmitigated hubris to consider that she might be capable of running the country. That being said, she was convinced of such by a campaign apparatus that bears the true responsibility. She can’t get her positions straight because they are built on an incoherent quicksand. She will be the one to take the fall. The insiders are now starting to whisper about her incompetence. Guess who’s upstairs in this incompetence chain of command, assholes? You are. I fear the inevitable discussions of Palin’s incompetence will eventually take a sexist detour as they always do. It’s bogus. In fact it is STAGMC.

You want to know why flamewars on blogs are so annoying? They resemble the McCain campaign in having the message discipline and rhetorical focus of a mutant fruitfly. The Obama campaign has been criticized several times over for not exhibiting rabid, gotcha, rhetorically juvenile blog-type responses. I have found it to be refreshing. This is not a free pass for Capt. O, just an observation.

Do you suppose he’s trying

to make Fred Phelps look sane?

Too Angry






I Just Can’t Bring Myself

To write a post. The swagwagon circles Kathleen but she denies the swag.

I accidentally heard 12 seconds of the new R. Kelly song. Words fail me. Trust me, if there were a video of him pissing on a little boy we wouldn’t be having to deal with him still. Our society is irredeemably misogynistic on countless levels. I would add that I consistently shudder at even conceiving of an R. Kelly behavior that would serve as a pretext for removing this hitmaking machine from the airwaves. Someone would most likely have to die, and my suffering isn’t that bad. Extending the metaphor to our cobag in chief, we can determine that he R. Kelly’d New Orleans, Iraq and various swathes of government. Sounds like a glass half empty situation. Let’s turn that frown upside down- wow! What a bladder!

The Nausea

is becoming indistinguishable from everyday existence. I find I could find certain karmic religious notions palatable, perhaps if those eternally deserving, those perpetrating their crimes out of nothing but choice, might get their certain and obvious due. Sadly, I can only think of something perpetrated upon my person by Professor Booty, his having forced me to watch the episode of Oz where Schillinger gets it from what’s his name in the prison weight room.

Secret Service Found Incompetent At Investigating Undead

In a probably inevitable development, there is now a vampire running for president (via). So far the main element of Jonathon ‘The Impaler’ Sharkey’s platform is a promise to impale George W. Bush if he is elected. Though as one law professor noted “[I]f he’s a vampire, why is he the one staking people? Shouldn’t he want to bite the president and feed on him?”

Meanwhile, the secret service has felt it necessary to investigate this possible threat to the President even though Sharkey has made clear his “pledge to impale President Bush … will only come into effect if he is actually elected to office”. However, it appears that investigating vampires is not a skillset that the Secret Service gives much priority to maintaining. According to Sharkey, “They were telling me, when they were interrogating me, that their job was to protect Bush even after he’s out of office. I’m looking at them like, ‘Oh, you’re going to defy me when I become president?'” Sharkey expressed further disdain for their methodology: “They never even asked to see my impaling stick.”

Forever, Because They Define Us

Bushwad just appointed Orangesama bin Laden Secretary of State.

“President Bush tonight said government’s top priority is protecting the American people and laid out some successes in the war on terror. He added: “The evil that inspired and rejoiced in 9/11 is still at work in the world. And so long as that is the case, America is still a nation at war.””

O! For a muse of firepower!

The labors of John Hinderaker to reveal the unappreciated depths of George W. Bush may finally have been fulfilled. It has been well over a year since the art-critic-formerly-known-as-Hindrocket penned this plaintive lament:

It must be very strange to be President Bush. A man of extraordinary vision and brilliance approaching to genius, he can’t get anyone to notice. He is like a great painter or musician who is ahead of his time, and who unveils one masterpiece after another to a reception that, when not bored, is hostile.

However, others may finally be starting to catch up with Hinderaker’s prescient assessment of Bush’s efforts. Continue reading ‘O! For a muse of firepower!’

Light Posting for the Rest of the Week LOLMAOROF!!!1

Christ I hope that Castro outlasts chimpy’s presidency. Having survived Eisenhower, Kennedy, Johnson, Nixon, Ford, Carter, Reagan, Bush I, and Clinton it would be a freaking shame to smoke the big cigar in the sky during W’s reign. Can you imagine how Turd Blossom and Evil Con Carne would exploit that situation turning it inevitably into a collosal cobagal cluster? Hell Fidel if you need blood or a liver (I have two of those right?) I’m here for you buddy.

Also have you guys started preparations for the C1K and the threadiversary? These are the last days.

This man for instance is definitely ready for the C1K. (Image hosted by Flickr)

UPDATE1:  Somebody understands the gravity of the C1K situation.

UPDATE2: Lil Teh Teh steals my thunder.  The only other thing that I would add regarding Fidel is to ask has there been a more impressive politician on the world stage over the past 50 years?