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Doo Dah Parade, July 4th 2014

Your Doo Dah Parade Starter gets high with a little help from his friends (and Jameson).

This police car followed our Kasich protester the length of the parade route (in other words, was part of the act).

Best In Showing, imho.

P.S. Where have I seen the Oscar Mayer Wienermobile** and a bunch of cop cars before?

** cocktail weenie version

Cross-posted at Whiskey Fire and my place. Mouse over pics for captions, and click them for larger versions.

Junk food

There has been a recent plea shouted into the dark vacuum of the internet:

Also, what can the ombudscommittee do about this travesty appearing in my inbox

Junk Foods That Could Save Your Life
August 7, 2009

From Cheez Whiz to blue M&M’s, here are five dietary don’ts with surprising health virtues. More…

Fortunately for Kathleen, wagons of ombud (this is not what the MoH thinks it is) can hear just fine in a vacuum.

Kathleen is correct, immediate action is needed. I, Ombudwagon, will take this important responsibility onto myself. Much like the several months I spent deeply researching issues regarding esoteric pornography other stuff, I will now throw myself into dealing with the travesty that has assaulted Kathleen from this e-missive. I believe the action items for dealing with the aforementioned problem are:

1) Transfer the entire abomination to one Pinko Punko using a preferred method of e-transfer.

2) Someone temporarily un-fire one Pinko Punko until such time as he can post the e-transferred e-missive in its e-ntirety into Delish or Disgust. Re-termination (or even re-animation if the timing is good) can be immediately enacted upon completion of his duties.

3) Tapping into the power of the internets, we can then  “crowdsource” the validity of the purported health claims for the various “junk foods.” Volunteers will extreme test each foodstuff for its potential health benefits and report back results to the central junk food bureau of standards and measures.

N.B.  Experimentation is encouraged in maximizing potential benefits through food synergies. E.g. Would Cheez Whiz Blue M&M pie confer additive or synergistic benefits to the eater?

4) Once the data has been carefully vetted and all important conclusions have been made, we will then proceed to ignore the report because who actually reads D or D anyway? Well at least it isn’t Celebrity Dream Cameo…

We are concerned. Very. Concerned.

Pinko, we are your friends...we can help.

Pinko, we are your friends...we can help.

So, we are done with the Wiener now?

No need to panic, ZRM

teh wiener of our discontent

Teh Wiener of Our Discontent.

Megor Samsa Update (am I even allowed to do this?????)

The Headlines Just Write Themselves

When is Moar Too Much, Or is it by Definition, Not Enough

Swoof puzzles a riddle for the stomachs, and assuredly, the colons of the mighty. Lest they be smited, educate yourselfs at Delicious or Disgusting about a powerful new force on the colon smiting scene. A veritable beef bolus. Thanks to the Swoofwagon for passing along comments in e-mail.

A maze of twisty little tubes

You are standing at the end of a road before a small brick building. Around you is a forest. A small stream flows out of the building and down a gully to the south.

There is a blog here.

> get blog

I don’t think that’s a good idea.

> get blog

Are you sure? I know what happens. You should leave well enough alone.

> get blog

Continue reading ‘A maze of twisty little tubes’

Proof Positive

Hmmmm! Continue reading ‘Proof Positive’

Issues I have a few

But beans I have a many.

Beanstravaganza 2007

Plush condiments!1!!

Because without fuzzy mustard and fuzzy BBQ sauce, chicken nuggets that have kitty heads sticking out of them just aren’t the same.


(At least) one kiosk (now out of stock) in internetopiastan offers a plush chicken-kitty nugget box with similar flavoring to the totally unrelated plush squeaky carrot. This flavor tasted like what you would expect plush cat fur to taste like, minus the cat taste.



Our contest must grind to a end (I think it is one of our bestest). Here are the finalists.

plover: Fifty5e7en, Tamari Never Dies

Kathleen: EnTartar the Dragon, You Aioli Live Twice

tigrismus: Hoi Sin City, The Ponzusher, adobocop

Jennifer: Ramboulade

???: The Kikkoman with the Golden Gun, Apocmolasses Now

Clif: Gua Cui Hua Kuang Mo Le (because it took me five minutes)

Everybody vote for 3: 10 points for 1st, 8 points for second, 7 points for third. Winner gets actual swag. Plus there may be some stuff in the works. What if a lurker voted? THAT WOULD BE AWESOME. If there is any evidence that anyone besides the usual suspects reads our sad site, I would be shocked. Note, I’m not talking about you, Mr. “Kelly Lebrock naked” Google Image search. Also, why can’t Chuckles be funnier, like this other Chuckles.

plover sez:

Use of mind control lasers on other voters is encouraged. Duelling other voters with mind control lasers is mega-encouraged.

In fact, if we weren’t out of rubber bands, we’d be using the 3B mind control lasers to cause mind control laser duels among people who try to vote.


Time To Vote, Chunderwiches

Go to the contest, pick 3-4 of your faves, put them in comments here. We will then aggregate a list of four finalists. For pride, and for swag!!!!!