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In order to simultaneously inflate and deflate expectations, I am having myself pushed out on stage to tinker ineptly, o reader, with that mythical psyche belonging to you, that is, the dearest oubliette of the datastream of your very own sensory apparatus, by informing you of the upcoming special offering by Three Bulls’s own ombirdspersonmoose. The omnivarious noises, smells, and dazed ungulates issuing from the 3B stu-stu-studio indicate this offering will no doubt be the omphalic touchstone that defines “half” (MOE 50%), “ass” and the conceivable conjugations thereof for the year to come. In furtherance of levels of anticipation that are self-cancelingly vertiginous, I leave you with this:
Continue reading ‘Requisite Pre-anticlimax Post Expectations Game Teaser Post’
Update: Seems I wasn’t the first person afflicted with this particular form of derangement. More lolbeckett.
No matter how you define yourself as a blogger, there is a group of bloggers to whom you will always be “one of THOSE blogs”.
As it would be only polite to let that group of people know where you stand, I offer the following blog badge so that bloggers may clearly define their stance in the blog world:
PS: Is an idyllopus something that always has the appropriate number of arms for any given situation?
It occurred to me that the badge might make more sense in this form:
From Gavin, we learned that Conservapedia is allowing new accounts to foster truthiness in Wiki form. Something tells me that some very silly people are not taking Conservapedia seriously. plover and I went through Conservapedia User names and were laughing our heads off, we noticed some themes emerging in username choices- here is our edited chat: (some filthy language is included, be warned) Continue reading ‘The Three Rules in Conservapedia Trolling, Rule One: Do not talk about Icewedge’
Red Dawn style guerilla wolverine patriotic action has forced the fascist Digg overlords to bow down to public pressure, a veritable general strike and total nationwide riot in support of our precious symbolic freedoms. Brave internet 2.0 denizens, ride the pride wagon. You’ve earned it. Now if someone would find a way to connect habeas corpus or NSA spying to the ability for rich assholes to steal high def movies for the 900 inch color orgazmotrons we’d REALLY be cooking with gas. LIVE STRONG MY REBELLIOUS SISTERS AND BROTHERS. Also, if anyone posts “09 F9 REDACTED 88 C0″ in comments here, you will be told to “eat it.”
Arguments concerning hypocrisy, or various other similarly defined spellings/notions, are always troubling, because they seem to be designed around a certain individual’s advocacy of some point rather than the point itself. Some of the arguments are quite useful, however when they undermine the stated necessity or urgency of the advocate’s point (i.e. if someone says “I don’t have any pants on! Somebody put some pants on me!” when this person owns several pants factories and is currently fighting moon zombies with a pants cannon that shoots pants (WOW!) might mean that this person might not be able to be taken seriously RE: their pantslessness; also isn’t it common knowledge that pants cannons, they do nothing against moon zombies?). I digress. Continue reading ‘Wah wah! We achieve a rhetorical miracle!’