Archive for the 'Smoke Dog' Category

My Heart is Broken

I know it will get patched up, but I feel so sad. The thing about Facesmash is that it is such a channel changer. There will be one post on your wall that is SO SAD and then another post on your wall that is YAY COOKIES. These are easily coincident emotions because Facesmash is just sort of a psychological test of rapid reactions. I think it is hard on these things to just watch the world go by when I just want to sleep for a few days and not go through the motions of HI HOW ARE YOU- FINE BUT THAT IS LIE- NOT GOOD MY DOG DIED. And maybe I will be back to normal in a few days but that sucks too because how can my heart heal that quickly?

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Watching it again almost made me smile, but no one should smile at copyright violation. Smokey Dog was a wonderful little guy.

Mouse House

A tiny mammal is wreaking havoc in our pantry. So help me if he/she/it goes for the TJ’s Marcona Almonds. Smokey is currently pooping a stuffed monkey, while Pugsley has initiated a repeat of Poop-a-sock. So we are on tenterhooks about this. He’s zoinked socks since Poop-a-sock, but he’s been more of a hoarder, as if he knows that discomfort and indigestion are on tap, and has not seen fit to even chew. Not last night. Previously he has gone for the toe. He worked on a heel last night. We suspect there are three small pieces attempting to obstruct the inner workings of Pugsley, as opposed to one largish piece last time. We’re worried, but optimistic. Also, I loved my Met. A. Phor. last year. Good times!

Title Track

Our 2006 album- Eat It (Now Ya Gonna)- totally KILLED in Japan. We sold so much merch in the far east it’s like a goddamned uniform overseas.

Apparently only aif and kathleen are listening to our little experiments in noise. No matter, you roll with the half-assed audience you have, not the half-assed audience you wish you had.

Shout outs include PupH, Smoke Dog, Pugsleypants, Carrot, Kitty Kattwood, the usuals.


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World Premiere

The Theme Song that rocked the bake off and America’s hearts. I only wish I could watch this movie with Brando. Besides Smokey Dog looking so handsome, James Woods looks so young. It was a different era in Holiday Bake Off mastery.

By Special Request

Per,

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All Hallows Eve tried to New Wave the Smoke Dog!

Oh Noes, we’ve been Simpsonized™!!!!

SUPER DUPER UPDATES BELOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Three Bulls! ran into an unfortunate encounter with this website.
I don’t know how I ended up at the Kwik-e-mart, but that’s a good price on expired møø$e.

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They got Pinko Punko at his workplace. I didn’t know they let døgs in the lab.

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Who’s next to be Simpsonized? Gregor? Yosef? Plover? When will the madness stop?

PP UPDATE!!! The generator was very tetrapodistic, sadly. We have a slight change:

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Gregor Adds!!! We also have a slight change:
Pinko PunkoTrackies!!!!

UC SUPER UPDATE:  Even AG can’t escape the Simpsonzer112!!!111

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Would Anyone in Their Right Mind Buy This?

FULL FRITO!!!!!!!11! UPDATED BELOW

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UPDATE I:

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UPDATE II
OH MY GOD!!!!!!11!! Blogger must be keeping Atrios from buying his T-shirt. Thus MGT is on hold. Until someone pretends to be Atrios buying a t-shirt and looking sexy, we can’t have MGT!


UPDATE III

GO HERE NOW AND VOTE FOR WHAT YOU WANT ATRIOS TO WEAR BEFORE YOU DOUSE HIM WITH WHIPPED CREAM AND HE IS DEVOURED BY MØØSES FOR LOOKING SO SCRUMPTIOUS IN HIS ACTIVE CASUAL WEAR!!!! PUT OUT THE SEXY FIRE OF ATRIOS WITH 3BULLS WEAR!

Helping the Terrorists

During the same conversation with the Nutter Butter wherein he referred to Mark Steyn as “totally awesome,” NB made a joke from the dark corners of his mind. His anxiety relating to the continued existence of Western Society forced him to observe that Smokey Dog and Pugsley, being surrogates for actual human children, give the terrorists two free spots in the population race.

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I mean look at that. How can you argue with such total nefariousness? Where is Bill Donohue now? When will he become a real hard ass about birth control of the puppy variety?

Don’t mean to interrupt

But I need to announce that Little Smokey Dog is at full frito.

Ho Ho Hos!

We begin our war with:

Everything in its right place, no chump*ss Stankees on this holiday tree (for UC).

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Top tree with secular, yet appropriate items (no, not a huge ham).

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Provide a scene of contentment and repose (squee).

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Provide a scene of reality and ice cream shenanigans (for BG).

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And o’ course, visions of sugarplums, the hoofing variety!

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Happy secular and Cookie Jesus X-mas to any and all the Three B fam! Stay safe and keep the suckas off your block.