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This blog has noticed that many of its soi disant commenters have begun posting spam comments. While there has always been a slow trickle of such comments on the site, there has recently been a strong upsurge in this activity.

This blog has no choice but to conclude that most commenters (and probably all of the putative authors) are actually cleverly designed spambots which were programmed to post amusing things for a few years to build their credibility before sneakily erupting into a marketing campaign for eldritch leafy vegetables, cracker-related perversions, and soon, no doubt, even Chocolate Skittles. 1)Note that in saying this we do not want impugn legitimate missives from sincere lovers of phylogenetically confused organisms, citrus fruits, or cracker-based emissions.

This blog has never before encountered such a wanton abuse of internet civility or such a grave breach of the norms of civilisation. Truly the modern world has fallen. First there was the chaos of the French Revolution, then vertically integrated corporations, then processed cheese food product, and now this. Oh how the ashes of better times lie thick upon the world.

This blog sees no other way forward than to pack up its Earth Wind & Fire 8-tracks and shiny hologram Alexandre Dumas posters, leave the field of discourse to the hooligans of spam, and find some refuge in the hope that civilisation may some day be rebuilt at least to the level of, say, Usenet. This blog shan’t be back.

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1. Note that in saying this we do not want impugn legitimate missives from sincere lovers of phylogenetically confused organisms, citrus fruits, or cracker-based emissions.

Happy Halloweenies, Cobagz!

I’m rocking some snack size Kit Kats and battle rapping the neighbor knobs.

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DISSSSSSCONTENT

The Captain is with you. The Captain is love.

El Capitan de Trollypyjama Llamas has been rolling with the political biz mastering internet traditions for the McCain camp.

DO NOT WANT

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BOY does this Obama cupconecake look delicious. Look at it delicious white frosting. But it’s really a chocolate cupcake. Why does it act vanilla when it is chocolate? It knows it looks so good. It’s flashy. Look at its gimmicky nature. It’s just a brown cupcake presuming to be a delicious vanilla ice cream cone. Also, those sprinkles seem a little flamboyant, don’t they? I wonder if this cupcakecone hangs out with cheesecake? Slutty cheesecake.

I confess

THAT AG AND OKLAHOMELESS ARE PEAS IN A POD. THEY ARE BOTH JEJUNE COMMENT DELETERS!

AND YOU CAN TAKE THAT PORK SPORK AND USE IT ON MY SHORTY SHORTS FOR YOU TO EAT. I GOT MY MOON WALLET AND IT HAS FULL ASS CAPABILITIES.

Cf.

THE HIPPOCRASY IS MOUNDEDINGLY ZIGNORSHARANT

THAT’S WHAT IM TALKING ABOUT

SOLIDARITY MY BROTHERS-

THIS SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE B-SIDE TO OUR RECENT JOINT.

ALL MUSIC GUIDE, ROCKING THE WORLD HERE AND HERE NEEDS TO GET OVER THERE!!!!!121

PODCATS STUPID LOOSERS

YES YOU HEARD ME CHOADS. I HAVE HONORED JONAH GOLDBERG WITH A SPOKEN WORD PREFOMRMANCE/PODCATS OF HIS DEEPLY MOVING AND WISE WORDS REGARDING HIS CRITICS. I ALSO CONTINUE TO SMACK DOWN STUPID SLAPPERS WITH THE CONSTANT CHIRP OF CRICKETS THAT I HEAR IN MY EAR REGARDING THEIR NON-RESPONSE TO MY BATTLE RAPPING THEIR ASSES BACK TO THE STONED AGE.

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ALTERNATIVELY:

PODCATS

CAPTAIN TROLLYPANTS DEFECNDS JONAG GOLDBERG FROM STUPID THREE BULLS AND THERE STuPID BATTLE RAPS WITh AN AWESOME BATTLE RAP

THE WORLD IS GONNA EAT WHAT THE CAPTAIN HAS COOKING

I AM SO FRACKIN MAD AT THIS BLOG CONSTANTLY CRAPPING ON MY BRO, MY BRA JONAH G

GUESS WHO EATS IT???

FIRST OFF THREE FRACKING BULLS. PLOVER. UC. PINKO PUNKO. ALL FOUND AT ONE GODFORSAKEN PLACE, THREE BULLS- NO I”M NOT GOING TO LINK THEM. THIS WOULD MERELY BE WASTING TRAFFIC ON SWINE. I CAST NOT MY PEARLS.

ALSO, JONAH HATERS JUAN COLE, SADLY NO, THE EFITODEEDTIROS, SIFU TWEETY, DAVE NEIWERT AT ORC-ANUS, LIEBERAL CHOADS EZRA KLEIN, MATTHEW YGLESIAS, ATRIOS, BLOG HATERS UNFOGGED AND COUNTLESS OTHERS SLAPPERS LIKE JOHN STEWART

JONAH GOLDBERG HAS SUBCONSCIOUSLY ASKED ME TO RESPOND TO THIS CONSTANT GUM FLAPPING AND CLAPTRAPPING FROM THE LIBERAL BLOGOSPHERE ABOUT THINGS THEY ARE TOO SUPIDO TO EVEN CONTEMPLATE RUBBING TWO NEURONS TOGETHER ABOUT. HE HAS REMAINED ABOVE THE FRAY WHILE TASKING ME TO BATTLE RAP YOUR ASS LIKE IT HAS NEVER BEEN BATTLE RAPPED BEFORE. CONSIDER YOURSELF CAP’N SLAPPED CHUMPS

U R 3 BULLS

U R 3 BULLS
NAH NAH NAH NAH

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MY WORDS BELOW THE FOLD FOR THOSE TOO LAZY TO LISTEN TO MY GLORIOUS MP3 RIGHT ABOVE. I FORGOT TO RIP THE CRAP OUT OF OTHER LIBERAL STUFF LIKE CANADA, AND 3B COMMENTERS. GET A BRAINS AT THE BRAINS STORE MORANS AND TRY TO LISTEN TO THIS BEFORE YOU TRY TO AND FAIL TO READ BECAUSE YOU DON:T KNOW HOW

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