Monthly Archive for June, 2006

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Three B! is One! MAGIC DONUT and HNT!!

That’s right, magic donut. Thanks, Well Rounded. I apologize if the magic donut has chosen to control you. That’s the way magic donuts roll.

The hugeness of the donut is apparent next to the hubcap of a solid bronze ’75 Eldorado included for scale. It is the thing that looks like a penny.

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Three B! is One!

Odds of anyone caring: slight!

It won’t stop us from party tune!

Just press play on the thingy below.

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Tomorrow is an extra special day

Please be advised that you will be required to comment tomorrow. You will be allowed to request that we eat it, but commenting is a must. You will be grounded from the internets if you do not comply. Yes, that includes Myspace, chundermuffins.

The Many Steps in the Path to King Emu

UPDATE:::::!@#

9A: I, JOHN EMUVOSIS, FEELING BORED AND NEEDING A POST< UNABLE TO RIP OFF ATRIOS, WILL INSTEAD REVEAL PLOT DETAILS OF THE NEXT HARRY POTTER. I AM A F***WAGON. I SHALL BE WELCOMED INTO THE KINGDOM OF EMU AND SHALL RULE WITH BENEVOLENT BUHSQWACK UNTIL I AM CROSSED, AND THEN I WILL EAT YOU AND BECOME EVEN ORANGER>

1. Liberal stuff, yah!

2. Got lots of life to live! Eat it CHUMPS!

3. Maybe it would be nice not to have cheez its for lunch.

4. I find these tacos to be less than satisfying in the scheme of things.

5. It sure would be nice, to I don’t know, have air conditioning.

6. Whoa! It’s more work and effort to own a house. Sheesh this mortgage. We’re barely making ends meet.

7. What’s a slingbox?

8. I want my kids to live in a safer neighborhood and go to better schools.

9. I covet my neighbor’s snow blower. Also I wish Uncle Yosef wouldn’t use such foul language around the kids. I’m going to ask him to stop coming over.

10. You know I don’t have as much of my life left as I thought. I have a right to 5 jetskis and fun. And more boobs.

11. I might be wrong about stuff, but I don’t want to lose face by admitting it, also I have poured my self-esteem into this political identity, I couldn’t crush myself by changing.

12. Bobby wants Play Station 75 for X-gamesmas.

13. Maybe gay people are teh ickey, who knows, especially when they give me BJs.

14. All these explosions, f*** that noise.

15. I don’t feel people should disrespect Gov. Earnhardt so much.

16. Why does the Government take all my money and my guns? Don’t they realize I need to feed my kids, and also consider the zombie problem.

17. If these liberals hadn’t been so shrill about global warming, maybe people wouldn’t have been so reactionary about listening to the truth. And my expensive lawn would not have been ruined. And Pinko Jr. would have been accepted to Privilege and Money U.

18. You know, Jerome Armstrong and the Bush Administrations I-VII are basically equivalent.

19. King Emu will see me now.

Could Somebody Invade Portugal?

I’m sure they’ll dive. Figo is an emu. As is Costinha.

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UPDATE: The scorecard looks like a Christmas tree.

UPDATE: add one more yellow to that bad boy, also, while the ref was overwhelmed, if the players on the field are determined to udnermine the official, there is nothing to be done. There are just no outlets for complete lack of respect. Figo is dirty, tackles were all over the place. Diving. Missed penalties.

5 Million Points

My fingers are trembling as I write this because I cannot write this fast enough to proclaim the love I have for AG and also the fact that this means Chuckles will probably hurt/maim/kill himself in an unfortunate attempt to top AG over at Republic of Dogs. HOLY STAGMCIAN F*CK.

Le Babs de Muff EATS IT!!

% Million

We don’t hate…

…we cobagitate!!!

Atrios has a post up about why people hate the A-List bloggers. He list 6 reasons that he supposes. If those are the only choices, I’m going to go with #6: They’re stupid and ugly and nobody likes them.

However, I think firstly, that we don’t actually hate any of them. We may not be big fans or supporters, or we may not care fro them in the slightest, but we don’t hate them.

But… This sounds like a fun contest to keep us all occupied over the weekend. Let us know in comments why you think we hate the A-List bloggers. Any reason you come up with will be valid and taken into consideration – whether it’s because they focus too much on their own pet issues and not enough with the bigger picture, or simply because they’re doo-dooheads. The winner who comes up with the best reason why we hate them will receive 1(one) Cobag point* to be added to his/her existing total.

I’ll even get things started. We hate the A-List Bloggers because they get to snort coke off the $50k hookers asses, while we have to snort baking powder off of a roach motel.

Your turn!

*Actual amount of Cobag points awarded may differ due to possible revaluation of Points System.

UPDATE- Yo, if you click ASIDE, it gets posted in the sidebar

Gavin Takes the Lead

Go here and learn to love Gavin M., the best cobagitation going today.

 I figured this was worth about 10 Million Cobagitation Points, but PP is the official scorer, so he’ll have to make the decision.

Friday Poop Shooter (on Friday no less!)

There’s some interest music conversation going on at Song of the Day, but I thought I would bring it to the main event and see if we can get Fulsome back on our side. The random 10:

1) The Hour Grows Late – Yo La Tengo

Oh sweet, Yo La Tengo, what have you done for us lately? Lest ye be forgotten, this gem from Electr-O-Pura comes on my iTunes. It is slow and lyrical and has the absolute best vocal drumming ever. Badababa-badababa-badababa from sweet Ira is so good. 8.5/10

2) Cool Scenes – The Dandy Warhols

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