Monthly Archive for October, 2007

BP hits Celebrity Dream Town

Over at the ‘Cameo, Billy Pilgrim give us this good one!

Who knew?

According to the future of American leadership at the Michigan State University chapter of Young Americans for Freedom (MSU-YAFNote this is not the usual conservative group that goes by YAF — the Young America’s Foundation — which is a more standard issue level of crazy. Update: Actually, according to Sadly, No!, the two YAFs are connected.), the “prissy RINOs” at Little Green Footballs are (h/t):

pro-Muslim, left-wing, politically correct, and basically a front for neoconservative foreign policy (instead of defending their culture, they want to build schools in the Anbar province). They are basically a puppet of the multiculturalists and believe that Islam is not the enemy of Western civilization and Christendom.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!

Sorry, sorry, but… “pro-Muslim“? “puppet of the multiculturalists“?

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

The MSU-YAF blog continues:

Only Bush-bots read the Little Green Footballs blog.

[…]

Many of the comments on the LGF blog are critical of Pat Buchanan, Ron Paul, and paleoconservatism. If you are not a big government, globalist, middle-class-hating, promoter of economic treason, then LGF doesn’t like you.

LGF and Al Qaeda both have something in common: they hate Western civilization and those who stand up for it.

And how do we know that LGF is in league with al-Qaeda? Because in a nodding attempt at sanity, LGF actually denounced MSU-YAF for inviting Nick Griffin, head of the British National Party (basically white-supremacist, Holocaust-denying fascists), to campus in order to “explain how multiculturalism, mass immigration, and Islam are destroying Western civilization”.

According to LGF:

In the boneheaded move of the year, conservative student group Young Americans for Freedom invited British National Party (BNP) leader Nick Griffin, a flat-out racist and Holocaust denier, to speak about the dangers of Islam at Michigan State University: Protesters shout down anti-Islam speaker at MSU.

It’s not clear from the article whether this was part of Islamofascism Awareness Week or not, but if it was, the Young Americans for Freedom have just handed the enemy a huge gift on a platter, tied up with a lovely white supremacist bow.

This, of course, means that:

[LGF] hate[s] how YAF brought in a real anti-Islam speaker.

and that LGF, as Traitors to Western Civilization, must be smashed as the left-wing scum they are!!

The Quake Has Released a Terror!!!!!!!

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OoooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOooooooooo! GHOST MELON!!!!!

Remember this melon was also fart melon! A double dose of terror! Happy Halloween!

Mama Nature Shook It Up

HERE I AM! ROCK YOU LIKE AN EARTHQUAKECANE!

A Crisis In Your Public Health

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Holy Effin’ Jinxpants McGoo!!!!!

Jinxwagon express!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

GACK!!!!!!!

The unnavigable and deeply mysterious maze of jinx/anti-jinx continues!!!

I give you first, on the radio today:

A neverending, smothering and suffocating deathspiral of historical JINX???

And this, on the record player tonight, provenance unknown and unknowable:

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The inevitable, foretold, fated symbolic and amazing anti-jinx???


OR VICE VERSA??!!!!!!!

We will never know because we have not even broached this topic in our minds eye. Not even the tiniest I spy with our miniscule mind’s subatomic eye.

Sometimes half an ass wins the race

Big bad bully blogs behave belligerently, bringing ‘brook blogging. As you may know, we half-assedly staked out TMQ for probing the goldmine that is Gregg Easterbrook’s brain.

We still are able to bring you this, from Wednesday’s afterbirth from Tuesday’s column:

TMQ has noted before that defenses run by the tastefully named Gregg Williams perform better when Williams resists the urge to call lots of blitzes. Now, as pointed out by Ben Domenech of Leesburg, Va.,, Washington Times sportswriter Ryan O’Halloran has the chapter and verse.

No way. Could it be this Ben Domenech?

Come on, fellows, imagine the conspiracy of ultimate hackery that could resort! I wonder about Easterbrook’s other correspondents.

There Are Some Things

That I cannot post about, because I don’t want to jinx something. Therefore this post is not about that.

Or is it??????????????

Also, the skeptics among us, including myself, denounce the power of the jinx. Therefore this post MUST be about the verboten topic.

Or is it??????????????

The New Left

The New Left does nothing, if not represent. Wonder if the old Left, Pepto Norbizmol can even be bothered to pooer his derision upon us? His silence insures our desecration will continue!

Also, we are behind some stupid claims about the right. In doing say we have “invaded what used to be the democratic party, as it seems, via the Open Society Institute Networks and its affiliates, INCLUDING Mrs. Clinton…” Also, we’ve driven a blogger named epamonidas insane, because even in our invading state I have no idea what he/she is talking about, save some likely argument ab bloggo commentium.

Identically, we’ve been behind the exact same stupid claims- can you believe the nads on us- over at Villagers With Torches.

Elsewhere we have our New Leftian stranglehold “on the poor and “hippy” culture.” Let me put it this way, we tried to return “hippy culture” but we lost the receipt, and store credit would only get us tie dyes and a gigantic Gandalf bong. To Gondor, Shadowfax! Wait, what?

Finally, we have obtained the rarest of Pokemon, our very own Ollie North. We will deploy that mofo at every opportunity.