My esteemed colleague Mickey Kaus was the first to break onto the scene with a stunning debut of Basque-Whackery- detailing the intricate and internecine workings of JournoList. Dangeral Professor exposed another group here. I am now here to share with you something even more contemptible. And equally horrific. This shadowy alternate internet is called “Facebook.” This exclusive club mirrors our public internet while providing an exclusive, secretive evironment for Scrabble, poking (some teenage sex thing) and probably tickle fights. This incredibly exclusive and selective club has almost 200 million members, and contrary to slanderous rumors, distortions and lies, not myself.
A source has revealed to me some goings on about this list. This source has risked their professional reputation for the sake of embarrassing some Facebook users. This source is a total bastard. I cannot confirm or deny whether this source is Jonathan Chait. On the advice of counsel I will say that this source is not Jonathan Chait.
Allow me so backstory.
Earlier in the week there appeared to be a popular uprising against Chuck Todd of NBC News.
Some comments included:
Kevin Baker:
So what do I do, Chuck? When we’re living on the streets, will that be enough? Or should we set ourselves on fire, too? Should I kill my cat and eat her? I don’t think I can sell my blood, because I take a couple of prescription medications. Perhaps I should sacrifice my prescription drug plan in exchange for being allowed to participate in this economic recovery! Whatever that means!
Brando:
Chuck Todd’s comment was so out of touch and self-serving I thought John Aravosis wrote it for him.
But there was some serious pushback, as if it had been orchestrated in a secret lair, with a hidden purpose:
BG:
You know, that was a *really* stupid question he asked. I mean, really stupid.
I wouldn’t say he’s a dick, though. I’d say he’s a simpleton. A dope.
To which the responses were entirely clear:
ZRM:
No, BG, Chuck Todd is a dick.
Jennifer:
No, BG, Chuck Todd is a dick.
I agree. There didn’t even need to be a post, just the title.
Again with the full court press, as if it had been planned IN ADVANCE!@!
BG:
I so do not think Chuck Todd is a dick.
Finally, crazy man free spirit Pinko Pinko:
If Chuck Todd isn’t a dick, then Plato knows of now way to philosophize about the ideal dick.
Total dickbag on double coupon day for free dicks in a dick lottery where the is one number and one ticket, which he is holding in his prehensile dick-hand.
Where could BG have so carefully orchestrated her instant and well-planned defence of Chuck Todd?
I really started to wonder when I saw her blog. Screen shot below in case she inevitably decides to scrub the “evidence”-

This was indeed shocking. Not nearly as shocking as what my source claimed to reveal to me about the inner workings of “Facebook”- I haven’t verified the veracity of this document, but it would be irresponsible not to speculate.

Absolutely chilling. HNT? Kajillion babies?
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