Monthly Archive for March, 2012

Pictures of Animals

With internet comments as dialog. Maybe not blog worthy, so pretend this is Twitter, and you will enjoy.

The Yglesiasening

Here is what the critics are saying about our new battle rap subject at Amazon:

Austin O. Jones “Consumer-in-Chief”, says:

Whilst Mr. Yglesias should be well-versed on the sordid history of glory-holes and their ilk, I find his grasp of the subject to be disappointing. Add to that his talentless, pedantic “writing”, and you end up with a fairly inexpensive doorstop.

I love thinking about this guy using the Kindle version of MattYmunch’s book as a doorstop. “MAH KINDLE!!!!!!!!!! DOH!”

Mark Frutig writes:

While Matt used many of the words found in more promising works, the order in which they were used was disappointing.

While this is simply wonderful, the meanest part is that Mr. Frutig has seen fit to only write two reviews for books he has not read, Yggie’s and Jerry Sandusky’s. Ouchies.

nikkolai writes:

I’m guessing this guy has no economic training, much less real-life experience, at all. Look elsewhere for this type of advice.

I almost feel like it is too mean to speculate that this is a Breitbarty bull in a broken clock factory, at this or the other right time of day.

DeeDee does not sound convincing- I do wonder if Breitybartos maybe concoct spammagamma in their time away from their spare time writing about MattY:

Same old tired Liberal tropes. I’ve followed this author on the Blogs, and there is not much new here. Just a chance to monetize his opinions, I guess. Buyer beware.

I don’t feel convinced, but I really want to be! Do you also love my newsletter?

Someone named Andrew Bretibart makes us feel sad for MY, and this is quite hard [I bet Brando just thought “that’s what she said”]:

Awful, just awful.
The in depth description of anal probes on the space ship the author claims he went through..was too graphic.

T. Spaulding, in an extremely classy move, pushes us all the way into the Yglesias camp, for a mere moment before we destroy him with Battle Rap, with this statement, feeling the title of Matt’s book is too confusing:

Very disappointing. I thought it was titled “The Rent Boy Is Too Damn High: Tales From the Fire Island ER”.

Andrew Breitbart is Here.

I don’t get it! Where is Andrew LiteBriteBart? Is he in your homophobic cliché? Why not gild the lily? Perhaps the title was “Tales from the RNC closet inside the Judy Garland museum in KeyWestCastroSouthEndPTownChelsea”???

Courtesy of Mendacious D, willing this internet happenstance back to life, we relaunch our battle rap at MATTHEW YGLESIAS, may he have eventual solace from AB goons, but no solace from his own pet ard. Now with production values!

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I love love love the internet!

This comment is giving me my zing back! The only posts that seem to get random but real comments are delicious/disgusting. Nobody cares about anything else.

I am afraid to move

The blog is on my last nerve.

It just took me an hour to fix the blog so I could login and give zombie some words of wisdom love, and now I am too tired to read the mean comments about Yggiepants’ bookie wookie. OR AM I?

Audio player should be fixed to the point such that Battle Rap may post later. I mean, we’re not quite on Chinese Democracy timetable.

Groundhog ground hog

Yesterday didn’t happen I guess. I lost all the new quotes, comments and whatever happened yesterday. It took me several hours to rescue categories and other stuff because the uploadable backup was only partial. The previous full backup was too big (to fail??? Sadly, No) and too corrupt (Sadly, Yes). I am barely hanging on here. Please let me know if there are any other issues. Hope to have other blogs up on the weekend. Le sigh.

Lettuce enjoy.