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Comment on ACTUAL CONTENT OF MUSICAL NATURE by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Mon, 20 May 2013 20:49:24 +0000

Here is actual pug content. (Warning: Violence!) ~

Comment on ACTUAL CONTENT OF MUSICAL NATURE by Mandos

Mandos — Sat, 18 May 2013 20:49:00 +0000

Speaking of actual content of musical nature, I am liveblogging the Eurovision Song Contest, at least until I get tired, at Kathleen’s comment section.

Comment on ACTUAL CONTENT OF MUSICAL NATURE by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Wed, 15 May 2013 02:05:04 +0000

I need to Sully the Poo bash as well

Comment on ACTUAL CONTENT OF MUSICAL NATURE by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Wed, 15 May 2013 01:47:16 +0000

I will visit because Matty Y bashing keeps the planet spinning.
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Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 10 May 2013 02:30:52 +0000

What a good idea.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by jexter

jexter — Fri, 10 May 2013 02:27:09 +0000

Not that I would ever watch an Istagram-created snuff film. That would be wrong. [wink wink] P.S. I've gotten the math quiz right every time! That puts me in such a good mood. I'm going to go next door and drink for a while.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:57:55 +0000

Or title cards for Instagram-created snuff films.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by jexter

jexter — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:32:26 +0000

"I write for Slate." I wish I had a dollar for every time that showed up in a suicide note or a police interrogation.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by jexter

jexter — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:27:31 +0000

Ooops, sorry, didn't see the mistake until just now. My previous comment should have read "...but I wish he’d focus a little more on ballads, especially like the sad ones he does about emus who have ~~gone astray~~ lost their minds."

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 10 May 2013 01:00:12 +0000

The choice is yours
life’s what you make it
but choose wisely
you can be a star, kid
depending on The Market
choosing either art or lit
you’ll be asking for fries with it
that’s what you deserve
don’t blame me
my choice was great
I write for Slate

Heartbreaking.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by jexter

jexter — Fri, 10 May 2013 00:25:13 +0000

Maa-T-Why’s rap shit is da bomb, but I wish he’d focus a little more on ballads, especially like the sad ones he does about emus who have gone astray.

Comment on Why do technocratic contrarian life trolls live under bridges? by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Thu, 09 May 2013 12:07:29 +0000

“This is the stupidest thing you’ve written since the last thing you wrote, Matty Y.”
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Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Tue, 07 May 2013 22:44:42 +0000

So goddamned smooth

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pop Renaissance

Pop Renaissance — Tue, 07 May 2013 20:42:33 +0000

Chuckles: Wait wait wait wait WAIT

Pop Ren is back? Where?

Right here, baby. RIGHT HERE.

Comment on Everyone All Around by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Sat, 04 May 2013 02:39:49 +0000

I shot the tariff! But I gave a pass to the neoliberal corporate deputy... ~

Comment on Everyone All Around by Mandos

Mandos — Tue, 30 Apr 2013 09:50:03 +0000

That was the Reinhart-Rogoff austerity article debacle. I mean it was exactly that. In the meantime, I have posted a second installment of my MattY smackdown.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:33:36 +0000

IT PUTS THE DOG IN THE MF BASKET!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ROWR

Poor MattY, always a problem expressing himself, never with what is expressed.

MY in the form of a journal article correction [hypothetical quote]:

“We wish to correct the following paper for Figures 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8. All figures need to be changed due to underlying issues with the data. In some instances the correlation is not significant, and in other cases the polarity of observed effects is changed. We stand by our original conclusions.”

Comment on Everyone All Around by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 22:04:35 +0000

I didn’t link to Yglesias’ Bangladesh piece, and I don’t plan to. We’re all economic actors, as economists like to say.

The hits will keep on coming until it rubs the lotion on its skin.
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Comment on Everyone All Around by Chuckles

Chuckles — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 15:19:27 +0000

Wait wait wait wait WAIT

Pop Ren is back? Where?

Comment on Everyone All Around by fish

fish — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 13:03:54 +0000

So I wrote a post trying to outline why I think it’s appropriate for rich countries to have more stringent standards than poor ones, and I absolutely stand by that conclusion.

You know nothing MattY.

Comment on Everyone All Around by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Mon, 29 Apr 2013 08:52:33 +0000

We need to stop rewarding bad behavior.

Well, that explains the declining traffic at the Empire. even in light of the fact that I don’t make people do feckin mATH in small and hard-to-read fonts.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Jennifer

Jennifer — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 22:45:28 +0000

There were many points in this that I liked. I particularly liked this: I didn't link to Yglesias' Bangladesh piece, and I don't plan to. We're all economic actors, as economists like to say. Outrage over a piece like his turns into links. That turns into traffic, which turns into more compensation or career opportunity. We need to stop rewarding bad behavior.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sun, 28 Apr 2013 00:49:56 +0000

Was it the worst apology or the BEST worst non-apology?

Comment on Everyone All Around by Kathleen

Kathleen — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 23:17:35 +0000

OMG that apology was THE WORST.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 04:38:20 +0000

I love how MY has to mealy mouth his “apology” post- ‘well someone told me once that if everyone things one way about what you are saying, then it is your fault not theirs.’ So he says that this time, but never once previously did he maybe think that he is constantly wrong or narcissistic or patronizing about his posting? He couldn’t even bring himself to suck it up with his pseudo-apology. He’s probably more scared about his “brand” that what he actually thinks or wrote.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:33:59 +0000

Can we collect some greatest MY hitz here? Maybe PHOTOSHOP can make an APPEARANCE. Battle RAPZ I cannot promise, but but but but but maybes

Comment on Everyone All Around by Mandos

Mandos — Sat, 27 Apr 2013 02:03:25 +0000

My contribution to the MattY warz.

Comment on Everyone All Around by fish

fish — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 22:16:53 +0000

We have been having a back channel ragegasm over MattY the last couple of days…

Comment on Everyone All Around by swoof

swoof — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 17:46:25 +0000

I actually just stopped over here to see if anyone had written anything about Yglesias. Loomis is too coherent to be funny.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Mandos

Mandos — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 15:21:43 +0000

I was going to write about that yesterday, but this blog hated me. Reading about it left me torn between outrage and ennui.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:16:51 +0000

I can make an puns about that. Maybe punishes.

Comment on Everyone All Around by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:15:51 +0000

Matty Y is STILL a cobag. With a link! ~

Comment on Everyone All Around by ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®©

ifthethunderdontgetya™³²®© — Fri, 26 Apr 2013 00:15:07 +0000

Matty Y is STILL a cobag.
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Comment on Everyone All Around by Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 25 Apr 2013 00:24:45 +0000

Lol nice!!

Comment on Everyone All Around by Jennifer

Jennifer — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 11:27:21 +0000

I must have had yacht rock and the White Sox on my mind last night when falling asleep as Robin Ventura Highway and Pablo Julio Cruz popped into my mind.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Kathleen

Kathleen — Tue, 23 Apr 2013 01:39:48 +0000

Pinko dominates US Soccer!!

Comment on Everyone All Around by Jennifer

Jennifer — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 23:06:44 +0000

Roger Staubachman Turner Overdrive

Reminds me of High Fidelity where Jack Black’s band was Kathleen Turner Overdrive.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 05:49:11 +0000

Columbus 2 Live Crew

heh

Landon Donovan

Clint DMC (D-Emp-Sey)

Tim Howard Jones

Alexei The Las

Jozy Alti Doors

Comment on Everyone All Around by Kathleen

Kathleen — Mon, 22 Apr 2013 03:34:18 +0000

Roger Staubachman Turner Overdrive

Comment on Everyone All Around by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:28:13 +0000

That was obscure on like three levels.

Comment on Everyone All Around by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:27:21 +0000

If we’re going to make bad puns from even worse quarterbacks,

The Lynn Dickies.

Comment on Everyone All Around by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 21:26:12 +0000

T-Bow Burnett

Comment on Everyone All Around by Kathleen

Kathleen — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 19:40:21 +0000

LOL

Tebow Diddley

Comment on Everyone All Around by Pinko Punko

Pinko Punko — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 18:47:31 +0000

dying dying dying
Tebow Wow Wow

“I WANT CANDY”-Skip Bayless

Comment on Everyone All Around by Brando

Brando — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:56:46 +0000

There are also at least three dozen incredible Deadspin commenter names in this thread.

Comment on Everyone All Around by Brando

Brando — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:55:39 +0000

Sage Rosenfels Against the Machine

How you like me now, Brando?

If we’re going to make bad puns from even worse quarterbacks, I present:

Tim TeBow Wow Wow

Comment on Everyone All Around by Brando

Brando — Thu, 18 Apr 2013 15:54:05 +0000

T’Pau Gasol

boom goes the dynamite

Contest over. That is astounding.

Give a little bit of heart and Gasol
Give a little contact at the goal
Give a little bit of heart and Gasol
And one when I flop on the floor

Comment on Goobie Shore by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 16:12:33 +0000

my preferred condiment with fries, similar to paleotectonics a man of discernment and taste, is tartar sauce; in the absence, I also like mayo.

Ketchup is a distant fifth or sixth YES I SAID IT.

Comment on Goobie Shore by Mandos

Mandos — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:51:16 +0000

Exposed!

Comment on Goobie Shore by zombie rotten mcdonald

zombie rotten mcdonald — Wed, 17 Apr 2013 15:44:54 +0000

squirting out something white. The chips tasted mildly salty with an unidentifiable aftertaste.

Subtle filthbottery.